Location Mechanicsburg, PA.
~ Condenser Microphone Cracks & Crunches
~ Quiet Face Paper & Quiet Office = ASMR
~ Mindfully Placed Ads ~ Relax
~ Chiropractic Sleep Time Remedy
You are beautiful
So much that
Time seems to stop... when I focus my intention in your direction
Something must be different in my brain chemical connection
because
as G pointed out in this video....
COLORS! THEY'RE SO BRIGHT
And at 7am... this morning's yoga feels like a modification of my sensory environment
Vision check: Sensitive to light and slightly blurred from the abrupt awakening of consciousness that burst through my body as a result of an alarm, alarming me that the morning has arrived
What a terrible name for this devise...
"alarm clock"
It doesn't set a good tone for the day
Should we be worried that the day has begun?
Or, can we come up with something better?
liiiiike....
"Consciousness Perturbator"
"Slumber Transistor"
"Awareness. Level. Activation. REM. Monitor."
... um
"SLEEPY WAKEY"
(boom! copyright applied for)
OK... Back to our senses
Sound Check: Yesterday morning in the shower I felt water enter my right ear, form a barrier around the tympanic membrane, and now the act of chewing sounds like tectonic plate activity in my dome piece thought machine
A fantastic opportunity to practice self applied head massage and measure the internal sensation of cranial suture sliding
Next...
Taste Check: Yummy
Integumentary Check: Ouch that feels good do it again
...
Moving on
...
As al-----ways
in gratitude for the soul plays
and you, the reader, entangled in this energetic ex----change
Whether you're here for cracks or for insight into the human mechanical machine thingy...
I bow to you in honor
And speaking of the seekers of sleepers
and night time rhyme freakers
with their miniature ear sized speakers
I make these videos for you
So if the shoe fits, wear it
If the music hits, blare it
When the fire's lit, flair it
Breathe into your belly and drain your heart of jelly
Where your mind is free to "wonder"
"a feeling of surprise mingled with admiration caused by something beautiful, unexpected, unfamiliar, or inexplicable"
Webster himself dropping bars and enbrightening the shadows of doubt cast by your own reflection
Which means there's only one thing left to do
BREATHE
and imagine that you are a dragon
or some other magnificent beast that transcends the laws of physics
and dissolves the constructs of your limited imagination
let in, let out, those wild thought bubbles of explicit creation
(hey brb I need to drain my ear of this hydrogen peroxide sensation)
and finger tips grip on key pad letter slips
words whip and scrolls feed
your brain unrolls the need or wants and desire
warm your flesh here by my fire
laughter lover truth and might
seek internal validation from self generative light
NOW
There's something I want to tell you
resting your head on a pillow at night is akin to the highest of sacred and holy moments
the lull is a slow fall into an unseen net of ultimate safety
the sensors of external world connection slowly click to the off position
one by one by one
the body systems buzz becomes faint
your vibe descends the higher frequency peaks
into the canyon where the dark seeks peace
and the ground meets the sky as you breathe
NEXT
Notice the way you expand and contract
when your body is elevated
and when you relax
BC that's why I make videos
of joints that crack
DAMN
I missed you last week
But it's good to be back
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